








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 899 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 481 matches | ||
| Faceit | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Esplay | 3 matches | 2,064 | |
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9078 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,535 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5007 | 23% |
| Smokes | 6260 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6589 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3679 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,111,842 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 663 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BELLA CIAO | 54% | 79 |
| #2 | virre | 52% | 66 |
| #3 | Arma2 | 51% | 80 |
| #4 | HaLLbERG^^ | 51% | 285 |
| #5 | phyx | 50% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HaLLbERG^^ | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | phyx | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Saint | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | virre | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | BELLA CIAO | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HaLLbERG^^ | 644 | 0.11 | 19 min |
| #2 | phyx | 456 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #3 | Saint | 374 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #4 | Arma2 | 179 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | virre | 170 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Õlsaan | +1.72 | 68 | 68 |
| #2 | Arma2 | +0.77 | 74 | 54 |
| #3 | HaLLbERG^^ | +0.37 | 62 | 57 |
| #4 | Saint | +0.19 | 64 | 70 |
| #5 | phyx | +0.02 | 58 | 66 |





