








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 878 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 560 matches | ||
| Faceit | 214 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9425 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,048 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6312 | 20% |
| Smokes | 10411 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 6589 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 7736 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,713,893 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 447 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IZY | 62% | 60 |
| #2 | BELLA CIAO | 55% | 130 |
| #3 | Arma2 | 55% | 191 |
| #4 | virre | 52% | 198 |
| #5 | Saint | 52% | 303 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | virre | 52% | 198 |
| #5 | Saint | 52% | 303 |
| #6 | Õlsaan | 51% | 285 |
| #7 | phyx | 47% | 182 |
| #8 | 𝔼𝕩𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕫 | 44% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saint | 20 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | virre | 15 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Arma2 | 10 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | phyx | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Õlsaan | 9 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saint | 1112 | 0.18 | 29 min |
| #2 | Õlsaan | 579 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #3 | phyx | 568 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #4 | virre | 521 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #5 | Arma2 | 424 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HaLLbERG^^ | +1.37 | 67 | 57 |
| #2 | Õlsaan | +1.20 | 65 | 69 |
| #3 | Saint | +0.88 | 65 | 71 |
| #4 | Arma2 | +0.75 | 76 | 55 |
| #5 | phyx | -0.23 | 60 | 67 |





