








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 637 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 260 matches | ||
| Wingman | 195 matches | ||
| Esplay | 35 matches | 1,576 | |
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




123 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4370 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,948 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3180 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3048 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2293 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2427 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,599,253 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 445 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ragnarök | 60% | 42 |
| #2 | RabitN | 56% | 39 |
| #3 | hög??? | 54% | 218 |
| #4 | Arma2 | 51% | 164 |
| #5 | RoseDev | 46% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ragnarök | 60% | 42 |
| #2 | RabitN | 56% | 39 |
| #3 | hög??? | 54% | 218 |
| #4 | Arma2 | 51% | 164 |
| #5 | RoseDev | 46% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hög??? | 58 | 0.0135 |
| #2 | Arma2 | 23 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | RoseDev | 8 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | RabitN | 5 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | Ragnarök | 4 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hög??? | 726 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | Arma2 | 576 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #3 | RoseDev | 160 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ragnarök | 110 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | RabitN | 37 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hög??? | +3.50 | 76 | 64 |
| #2 | Arma2 | +2.31 | 79 | 63 |
| #3 | Hatalöven1888 | +0.17 | 49 | 42 |
| #4 | RoseDev | -0.20 | 57 | 62 |
| #5 | RabitN | -0.63 | 66 | 37 |





