








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




111 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1923 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,933 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1331 | 45% |
| Smokes | 947 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 395 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 260 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $416,711 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shr1eny_ | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | SOC.Delta | 67% | 12 |
| #3 | Llama | 63% | 19 |
| #4 | Warlord5YT | 52% | 29 |
| #5 | F-22 Raptor | 48% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Wolf | 43% | 35 |
| #9 | Shr1ne_Gaming | 42% | 57 |
| #10 | HizZash | 41% | 17 |
| #11 | Raisins | 38% | 24 |
| #12 | Ocs_Rock_Shop | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F-22 Raptor | 27 | 0.0243 |
| #2 | Antagonist | 23 | 0.0368 |
| #3 | Ocs_Rock_Shop | 16 | 0.0333 |
| #4 | Shr1ne_Gaming | 11 | 0.0099 |
| #5 | Wolf | 7 | 0.0094 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Warlord5YT | 94 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #2 | F-22 Raptor | 85 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Shr1ne_Gaming | 83 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Llama | 30 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | Ocs_Rock_Shop | 26 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raisins | +2.66 | 84 | 27 |
| #2 | F-22 Raptor | +2.24 | 84 | 26 |
| #3 | Shr1eny_ | +2.18 | 75 | 52 |
| #4 | HizZash | +0.84 | 62 | 53 |
| #5 | 𝕷𝖔𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌... | +0.24 | 54 | 39 |





