








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1022 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 351 matches | ||
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 164 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6505 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,579 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1514 | 11% |
| Smokes | 2739 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4624 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 4702 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,295,319 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 723 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feu | 61% | 130 |
| #2 | DVM125 | 44% | 535 |
| #3 | iEndMeNow | 41% | 413 |
| #4 | Cyberblace | 38% | 113 |
| #5 | TooShort4110 | 38% | 156 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | DVM125 | 44% | 535 |
| #3 | iEndMeNow | 41% | 413 |
| #4 | Cyberblace | 38% | 113 |
| #5 | TooShort4110 | 38% | 156 |
| #6 | Wokito | 32% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DVM125 | 29 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | iEndMeNow | 26 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | TooShort4110 | 20 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | feu | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Cyberblace | 5 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DVM125 | 417 | 0.04 | 12 min |
| #2 | feu | 289 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | iEndMeNow | 241 | 0.03 | 6 min |
| #4 | Cyberblace | 180 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | TooShort4110 | 146 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feu | +3.42 | 54 | 65 |
| #2 | Avenger0089 | +1.77 | 86 | 41 |
| #3 | DVM125 | +0.06 | 78 | 59 |
| #4 | Wokito | -1.77 | 44 | 50 |
| #5 | iEndMeNow | -2.96 | 37 | 55 |





