








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 4 different maps




Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
440 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,981 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 295 | 15% |
| Smokes | 673 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 532 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 481 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $165,683 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cyberblace | 37% | 19 |
| #2 | TooShort4110 | 33% | 12 |
| #3 | iEndMeNow | 33% | 61 |
| #4 | Avenger0089 | 32% | 38 |
| #5 | DVM125 | 31% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iEndMeNow | 5 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | DVM125 | 5 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Avenger0089 | 4 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Cyberblace | 3 | 0.0086 |
| #5 | TooShort4110 | 3 | 0.0120 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iEndMeNow | 42 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #2 | DVM125 | 36 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | Cyberblace | 26 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Avenger0089 | 19 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | TooShort4110 | 10 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DVM125 | +2.59 | 84 | 58 |
| #2 | Avenger0089 | +0.86 | 83 | 37 |
| #3 | Wokito | -2.15 | 44 | 50 |
| #4 | Cyberblace | -2.71 | 25 | 61 |
| #5 | TooShort4110 | -3.27 | 44 | 57 |





