








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 555 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




80 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4058 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,807 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3326 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3470 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4418 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3593 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,021,370 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Young Mag1skeツ | 53% | 36 |
| #2 | moew moew | 53% | 120 |
| #3 | ButterCup Snusaim | 49% | 112 |
| #4 | Young Dev1ceツ | 48% | 229 |
| #5 | Supreme-Leader | 48% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Supreme-Leader | 48% | 147 |
| #6 | lil missekat | 47% | 192 |
| #7 | ✪ Ham_Der_Dao ✪ | 46% | 132 |
| #8 | Karlo | 40% | 150 |
| #9 | Kapperladen | 36% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lil missekat | 51 | 0.0133 |
| #2 | Young Dev1ceツ | 50 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | moew moew | 27 | 0.0112 |
| #4 | ButterCup Snusaim | 16 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | Supreme-Leader | 11 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lil missekat | 398 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | Young Dev1ceツ | 361 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | Karlo | 255 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | moew moew | 241 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Supreme-Leader | 223 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KarstenKantsten | +1.73 | 76 | 63 |
| #2 | Supreme-Leader | +1.71 | 62 | 50 |
| #3 | moew moew | +0.35 | 58 | 52 |
| #4 | Kapperladen | +0.04 | 84 | 46 |
| #5 | Young Dev1ceツ | -0.07 | 44 | 51 |





