








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 345 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Faceit | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




97 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3554 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,613 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3276 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2609 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3430 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3298 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,180,538 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1230 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Karlo | 49% | 165 |
| #7 | ✪ Ham_Der_Dao ✪ | 49% | 78 |
| #8 | Young Dev1ceツ | 48% | 229 |
| #9 | KarstenKantsten | 47% | 192 |
| #10 | ButterCup Snusaim | 44% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KarstenKantsten | 41 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | Young Dev1ceツ | 40 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | Karlo | 12 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | moew moew | 9 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | Supreme-Leader | 8 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KarstenKantsten | 377 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #2 | Young Dev1ceツ | 371 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | Karlo | 252 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Supreme-Leader | 244 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | Young Mag1skeツ | 162 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kapperladen | +2.53 | 82 | 43 |
| #2 | Supreme-Leader | +1.92 | 57 | 54 |
| #3 | moew moew | +1.48 | 72 | 57 |
| #4 | KarstenKantsten | +1.47 | 75 | 62 |
| #5 | ✪ Ham_Der_Dao ✪ | +0.29 | 68 | 13 |





