








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 116 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2655 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,893 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2170 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2138 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2465 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2120 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $777,950 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kapperladen | 73% | 26 |
| #2 | Young Mag1skeツ | 61% | 38 |
| #3 | ButterCup Snusaim | 60% | 95 |
| #4 | lil missekat | 58% | 74 |
| #5 | ✪ Ham_Der_Dao ✪ | 58% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Supreme-Leader | 56% | 90 |
| #7 | KarstenKantsten | 53% | 120 |
| #8 | Karlo | 52% | 81 |
| #9 | Young Dev1ceツ | 50% | 151 |
| #10 | DrTrashbo :o | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Young Dev1ceツ | 35 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | KarstenKantsten | 25 | 0.0104 |
| #3 | ButterCup Snusaim | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | lil missekat | 8 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | Supreme-Leader | 5 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Young Dev1ceツ | 266 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | KarstenKantsten | 252 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | lil missekat | 169 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Karlo | 157 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Supreme-Leader | 114 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kapperladen | +3.08 | 75 | 52 |
| #2 | KarstenKantsten | +2.45 | 82 | 61 |
| #3 | Supreme-Leader | +1.36 | 60 | 50 |
| #4 | moew moew | +0.88 | 63 | 56 |
| #5 | lil missekat | +0.69 | 63 | 56 |





