








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 777 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4916 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,550 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3388 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4872 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1347 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 3943 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,852,187 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anti | 79% | 33 |
| #2 | MilkyDurag | 76% | 33 |
| #3 | ✦︎ Lyme ✦ | 68% | 203 |
| #4 | hydros1ty | 67% | 45 |
| #5 | Toestiir | 64% | 276 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✦︎ Lyme ✦ | 49 | 0.0125 |
| #2 | MaddHands | 48 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | Toestiir | 28 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | BALD-PEEK Leo | 10 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | 蓝精灵 | 9 | 0.0100 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaddHands | 1454 | 0.23 | 38 min |
| #2 | ✦︎ Lyme ✦ | 783 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #3 | Toestiir | 360 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #4 | Clayton | 233 | 0.31 | 6 min |
| #5 | Anti | 197 | 0.30 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anti | +6.38 | 86 | 77 |
| #2 | ✦︎ Lyme ✦ | +3.54 | 84 | 62 |
| #3 | BALD-PEEK Leo | +2.82 | 84 | 51 |
| #4 | hydros1ty | +2.31 | 81 | 69 |
| #5 | Clayton | +2.10 | 80 | 60 |





