








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 161 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 89 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1089 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,832 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1025 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1463 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1133 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1211 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $464,003 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dem <3 PinkSpider | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | 👶TaR👶 | 73% | 26 |
| #3 | rom | 70% | 10 |
| #4 | eli LPDQ^ | 69% | 16 |
| #5 | Kyo* | 65% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #16 | Yaki.C | 47% | 17 |
| #17 | Flappy - | 43% | 7 |
| #18 | eStebanX | 42% | 12 |
| #19 | WESTAR | 31% | 13 |
| #20 | bLd | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .bru | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | zalek | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | 👶TaR👶 | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KaiiiKo | 117 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #2 | .bru | 114 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | Kyo* | 97 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | eStebanX | 91 | 0.31 | 2 min |
| #5 | zalek | 85 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rom | +4.06 | 94 | 79 |
| #2 | dem <3 PinkSpider | +3.51 | 93 | 63 |
| #3 | Kyo* | +3.47 | 85 | 75 |
| #4 | eStebanX | +2.60 | 73 | 71 |
| #5 | KaiiiKo | +2.14 | 64 | 68 |





