








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2270 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 214 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 166 matches | ||
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 73 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




79 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11747 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,538 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15504 | 39% |
| Smokes | 7245 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 8278 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 8511 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,843,359 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1540 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Islander | 67% | 48 |
| #2 | tiny baby | 66% | 222 |
| #3 | Bren | 66% | 111 |
| #4 | Lion | 60% | 58 |
| #5 | Ric Flair Drip | 56% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Islander | 67% | 48 |
| #2 | tiny baby | 66% | 222 |
| #3 | Bren | 66% | 111 |
| #4 | Lion | 60% | 58 |
| #5 | Ric Flair Drip | 56% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tiny baby | 18 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Ric Flair Drip | 14 | 0.0106 |
| #3 | Bren | 10 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Lion | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | Islander | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tiny baby | 849 | 0.19 | 21 min |
| #2 | Bren | 441 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #3 | Ric Flair Drip | 356 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #4 | Lion | 313 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| #5 | Islander | 54 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Der1vative | +3.97 | 86 | 68 |
| #2 | Bren | +3.65 | 82 | 65 |
| #3 | tiny baby | +3.26 | 75 | 60 |
| #4 | Islander | +2.16 | 72 | 68 |
| #5 | Ric Flair Drip | +1.21 | 75 | 60 |





