








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1288 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1256 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 116 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7098 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,685 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3589 | 9% |
| Smokes | 5214 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 17598 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 15284 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,800,870 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 197 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jeuls | 40% | 592 |
| #2 | Ouawa | 40% | 466 |
| #3 | Wyatt | 39% | 333 |
| #4 | Stabby Charly | 39% | 778 |
| #5 | Lili* | 38% | 427 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wyatt | 26 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Stabby Charly | 25 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Ouawa | 22 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | jeuls | 21 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Lili* | 15 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jeuls | 1422 | 0.12 | 39 min |
| #2 | Lili* | 896 | 0.10 | 22 min |
| #3 | Ouawa | 858 | 0.09 | 20 min |
| #4 | Stabby Charly | 510 | 0.03 | 14 min |
| #5 | Wyatt | 460 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wyatt | +2.78 | 75 | 66 |
| #2 | sKaL | +2.78 | 53 | 64 |
| #3 | jeuls | +2.13 | 80 | 66 |
| #4 | Lili* | +0.36 | 57 | 50 |
| #5 | Paranoïak | +0.03 | 36 | 62 |





