








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 457 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 960 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8349 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,802 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8006 | 21% |
| Smokes | 12323 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 7885 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 9588 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,618,477 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 258 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrPtiBiscuit | 49% | 134 |
| #2 | jeuls | 44% | 440 |
| #3 | Sweetie | 43% | 175 |
| #4 | Lili* | 43% | 572 |
| #5 | Wyatt | 41% | 249 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Wombat | 38% | 93 |
| #11 | José Mové | 38% | 104 |
| #12 | Paranoïak | 37% | 207 |
| #13 | رایان | 35% | 96 |
| #14 | Goat cheese salad | 32% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lili* | 25 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | jeuls | 22 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | MrPtiBiscuit | 19 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | Wyatt | 17 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | (Pro$TY) | 14 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lili* | 1231 | 0.10 | 29 min |
| #2 | jeuls | 1148 | 0.13 | 30 min |
| #3 | (Pro$TY) | 467 | 0.05 | 15 min |
| #4 | Wyatt | 360 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #5 | Paranoïak | 325 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrPtiBiscuit | +3.43 | 78 | 33 |
| #2 | Wyatt | +2.75 | 71 | 66 |
| #3 | Goat cheese salad | +2.58 | 74 | 64 |
| #4 | jeuls | +1.47 | 82 | 66 |
| #5 | Lili* | -0.15 | 57 | 50 |





