








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 225 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1959 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,743 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2052 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1962 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1853 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1876 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $863,076 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 195 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrSuperrs | 61% | 46 |
| #2 | kazub | 56% | 27 |
| #3 | aTTe | 52% | 21 |
| #4 | fella | 52% | 163 |
| #5 | 1totemic | 49% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | tilus | 48% | 64 |
| #8 | шоумен mxRzKiY | 46% | 24 |
| #9 | k0tka | 44% | 168 |
| #10 | alxcb0b | 41% | 27 |
| #11 | Kurjen Jimmy | 40% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k0tka | 13 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Dr. Edger | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | fella | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | 1totemic | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | tilus | 4 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. Edger | 1017 | 0.29 | 25 min |
| #2 | 1totemic | 465 | 0.27 | 15 min |
| #3 | fella | 386 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #4 | k0tka | 352 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | MrSuperrs | 216 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alxcb0b | +5.00 | 92 | 72 |
| #2 | kazub | +2.17 | 71 | 69 |
| #3 | 1totemic | +1.52 | 85 | 72 |
| #4 | k0tka | +1.09 | 69 | 56 |
| #5 | MrSuperrs | +1.05 | 81 | 71 |





