








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 489 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 342 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4558 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,751 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6919 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5787 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3532 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 5513 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,106,449 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 384 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | >synchron!ze. | 73% | 40 |
| #2 | RHYTHMX | 72% | 43 |
| #3 | Dark | 56% | 27 |
| #4 | R3VERSE | 54% | 94 |
| #5 | booooooooooooooooooo | 54% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | v1k | 50% | 70 |
| #9 | andYw0w~ | 48% | 129 |
| #10 | booo0000 | 46% | 129 |
| #11 | storm | 44% | 25 |
| #12 | Le_Brotato | 42% | 193 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | booo0000 | 15 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Le_Brotato | 13 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | R3VERSE | 7 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | booooooooooooooooooo | 7 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | v1k | 6 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le_Brotato | 789 | 0.20 | 24 min |
| #2 | booo0000 | 549 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #3 | R3VERSE | 476 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| #4 | booooooooooooooooooo | 294 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #5 | andYw0w~ | 254 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | laacfaze | +5.04 | 76 | 63 |
| #2 | >synchron!ze. | +2.29 | 77 | 52 |
| #3 | R3VERSE | +1.63 | 68 | 53 |
| #4 | Brisky | +1.44 | 75 | 52 |
| #5 | booooooooooooooooooo | +1.29 | 83 | 67 |





