








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 83 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 196 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 171 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 171 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 134 matches | ||
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 68 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10470 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,908 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4699 | 15% |
| Smokes | 8234 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 9348 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 8627 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,291,527 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 651 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wilsonnr1 | 79% | 287 |
| #2 | r4yz | 78% | 153 |
| #3 | DrPogoface | 78% | 161 |
| #4 | A n g r y A 1 p o | 78% | 89 |
| #5 | T4k1 | 74% | 175 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Xerwell | 71% | 306 |
| #8 | Diabetesbruh | 70% | 732 |
| #9 | -KeegaN- | 70% | 125 |
| #10 | katsu- | 68% | 181 |
| #11 | DaDavidoof 17.13.19 | 64% | 303 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheep Heep | 29 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Diabetesbruh | 19 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | DaDavidoof 17.13.19 | 13 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Xerwell | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | -KeegaN- | 5 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheep Heep | 2553 | 0.19 | 71 min |
| #2 | Diabetesbruh | 2260 | 0.17 | 65 min |
| #3 | DaDavidoof 17.13.19 | 600 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #4 | Xerwell | 543 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #5 | Wilsonnr1 | 526 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wilsonnr1 | +3.52 | 85 | 60 |
| #2 | DrPogoface | +2.62 | 84 | 62 |
| #3 | Xerwell | +2.45 | 88 | 60 |
| #4 | r4yz | +1.76 | 89 | 73 |
| #5 | -KeegaN- | +1.71 | 86 | 64 |





