








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1641 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 304 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 241 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 214 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 111 matches | ||
| Premier | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16224 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 52,119 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16922 | 32% |
| Smokes | 12804 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 10833 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 11560 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,586,414 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 692 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r4yz | 76% | 108 |
| #2 | Wilsonnr1 | 76% | 285 |
| #3 | ✪ CoachAnt | 76% | 103 |
| #4 | ChaosGeneral | 70% | 732 |
| #5 | DrPogoface | 70% | 231 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | katsu- | 60% | 283 |
| #10 | A n g r y A 1 p o | 60% | 207 |
| #11 | DaDavidoof 17.13.19 | 57% | 424 |
| #12 | -KeegaN- | 56% | 108 |
| #13 | ☇Ĥ☈IS WĤ✪?! ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ | 51% | 253 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheep Heep | 35 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | ChaosGeneral | 34 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | DaDavidoof 17.13.19 | 14 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Xerwell | 14 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | A n g r y A 1 p o | 9 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheep Heep | 2890 | 0.19 | 80 min |
| #2 | ChaosGeneral | 1280 | 0.10 | 40 min |
| #3 | DaDavidoof 17.13.19 | 916 | 0.12 | 23 min |
| #4 | ☇Ĥ☈IS WĤ✪?! ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ | 913 | 0.18 | 24 min |
| #5 | Xerwell | 700 | 0.09 | 18 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ CoachAnt | +4.51 | 98 | 57 |
| #2 | Wilsonnr1 | +3.87 | 87 | 60 |
| #3 | DrPogoface | +2.27 | 82 | 65 |
| #4 | ChaosGeneral | +1.83 | 70 | 63 |
| #5 | r4yz | +1.81 | 88 | 72 |





