








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3980 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 557 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 39 matches | ||
| Esplay | 36 matches | 2,130 | |
| Competitive Italy | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 251 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15308 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,043 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10259 | 29% |
| Smokes | 7308 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 9040 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 8436 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,390,369 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5293 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChaosGeneral | 79% | 287 |
| #2 | Diabetesbruh | 76% | 285 |
| #3 | L0Rd | 74% | 190 |
| #4 | r4yz | 74% | 129 |
| #5 | Cheep Heep | 71% | 598 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | L0Rd | 74% | 190 |
| #4 | r4yz | 74% | 129 |
| #5 | Cheep Heep | 71% | 598 |
| #6 | Xerwell | 67% | 263 |
| #7 | SKADADDY | 60% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheep Heep | 26 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | SKADADDY | 23 | 0.0118 |
| #3 | ChaosGeneral | 12 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Xerwell | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Diabetesbruh | 6 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheep Heep | 1961 | 0.18 | 53 min |
| #2 | Diabetesbruh | 857 | 0.16 | 25 min |
| #3 | ChaosGeneral | 569 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #4 | Xerwell | 488 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #5 | r4yz | 419 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L0Rd | +5.46 | 88 | 55 |
| #2 | Wilsonnr1 | +2.97 | 89 | 59 |
| #3 | ChaosGeneral | +1.81 | 68 | 64 |
| #4 | r4yz | +1.80 | 86 | 73 |
| #5 | Xerwell | +1.46 | 86 | 59 |





