








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2042 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 247 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 56 matches | ||
| Esplay | 46 matches | 2,110 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




123 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8549 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,825 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11748 | 27% |
| Smokes | 10535 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 9985 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 10557 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $753,705 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1805 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Klipponaattori225 | 51% | 75 |
| #11 | jamal | 50% | 131 |
| #12 | K-V | 49% | 55 |
| #13 | Wohwel1 | 48% | 134 |
| #14 | Migu | 44% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N0luckman | 29 | 0.0186 |
| #2 | Wohwel1 | 25 | 0.0096 |
| #3 | K-V | 13 | 0.0125 |
| #4 | KekSnek | 12 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | ✠☭VVL☭✠ | 7 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wohwel1 | 384 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #2 | jessE | 267 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | ✠☭VVL☭✠ | 214 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | jamal | 177 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | N0luckman | 167 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪OGVilzu | +3.84 | 86 | 83 |
| #2 | N0luckman | +1.80 | 77 | 48 |
| #3 | ideal spender | +1.08 | 75 | 58 |
| #4 | Migu | +0.37 | 85 | 78 |
| #5 | kakka | +0.33 | 75 | 58 |





