








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 24 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1473 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,875 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1618 | 33% |
| Smokes | 965 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1092 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1200 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $212,394 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Ricardo Milos | 44% | 36 |
| #7 | ✠☭VVL☭✠ | 42% | 66 |
| #8 | arskaシ♥ | 38% | 45 |
| #9 | K-V | 32% | 31 |
| #10 | KekSnek | 31% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪OGVilzu | 43 | 0.0164 |
| #2 | N0luckman | 22 | 0.0181 |
| #3 | K-V | 9 | 0.0154 |
| #4 | KekSnek | 4 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | ✠☭VVL☭✠ | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪OGVilzu | 807 | 0.31 | 23 min |
| #2 | ✠☭VVL☭✠ | 141 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | N0luckman | 133 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | arskaシ♥ | 105 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | K-V | 74 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪OGVilzu | +4.74 | 87 | 82 |
| #2 | N0luckman | +1.75 | 80 | 41 |
| #3 | Ricardo Milos | -0.45 | 79 | 40 |
| #4 | ✠☭VVL☭✠ | -0.82 | 47 | 51 |
| #5 | Wohwel1 | -0.82 | 81 | 60 |





