








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 546 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 780 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 106 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9553 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,457 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3593 | 14% |
| Smokes | 5931 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6284 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 9649 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,562,071 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1715 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪OGVilzu | 59% | 78 |
| #2 | Nuksu | 55% | 55 |
| #3 | mOnKeY | 51% | 221 |
| #4 | jamal | 49% | 454 |
| #5 | Vader | 49% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jamal | 18 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Tobi-Wan Kenobi | 10 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | mOnKeY | 10 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | jessE | 9 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Migu | 6 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jessE | 1189 | 0.15 | 35 min |
| #2 | Tobi-Wan Kenobi | 752 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #3 | jamal | 598 | 0.06 | 15 min |
| #4 | mOnKeY | 582 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #5 | ✪OGVilzu | 406 | 0.25 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪OGVilzu | +3.13 | 85 | 83 |
| #2 | mOnKeY | +2.63 | 88 | 62 |
| #3 | ideal spender | +1.55 | 76 | 58 |
| #4 | Migu | +1.20 | 85 | 73 |
| #5 | Nuksu | +0.53 | 75 | 74 |





