








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 37 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
774 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,026 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 783 | 39% |
| Smokes | 435 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 334 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 474 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $204,118 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | K-V | 42% | 12 |
| #7 | ✠☭VVL☭✠ | 41% | 32 |
| #8 | N0luckman | 38% | 26 |
| #9 | Wohwel1 | 38% | 45 |
| #10 | KekSnek | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪OGVilzu | 13 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | Wohwel1 | 7 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | N0luckman | 5 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | ✠☭VVL☭✠ | 3 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | K-V | 3 | 0.0132 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪OGVilzu | 363 | 0.26 | 9 min |
| #2 | Wohwel1 | 138 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | ✠☭VVL☭✠ | 63 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | N0luckman | 55 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Ricardo Milos | 47 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪OGVilzu | +5.05 | 86 | 83 |
| #2 | N0luckman | +2.29 | 81 | 46 |
| #3 | arskaシ♥ | -0.84 | 51 | 52 |
| #4 | Kaswi85 | -1.09 | 49 | 59 |
| #5 | ✠☭VVL☭✠ | -1.11 | 44 | 50 |





