








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
264 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 55 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 40 | 73% |
| Smokes | 8 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 3 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 4 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $54,344 of utility $55 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bo Sinn | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | www.Nightmare.PL | 100% | 5 |
| #3 | 鬼佬 games | 70% | 10 |
| #4 | INSANELY EASY TO MOLEST YOU | 67% | 9 |
| #5 | Daniel Larson | 54% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | TEC_guy | 46% | 39 |
| #10 | 美麗陽光 vincent "CaiChenGou | 37% | 27 |
| #11 | ТУРБО МЕГА СПИД | 33% | 6 |
| #12 | BEAST | 25% | 8 |
| #13 | konan | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 美麗陽光 vincent "CaiChenGou | 22 | 0.0497 |
| #2 | TEC_guy | 18 | 0.0279 |
| #3 | 殺 entryfragger from omsk 死 | 14 | 0.0673 |
| #4 | aleksandar | 13 | 0.0413 |
| #5 | Daniel Larson | 9 | 0.0373 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 美麗陽光 vincent "CaiChenGou | 78 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #2 | aleksandar | 63 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #3 | 殺 entryfragger from omsk 死 | 48 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #4 | INSANELY EASY TO MOLEST YOU | 36 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | Daniel Larson | 35 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | www.Nightmare.PL | +12.17 | 94 | 54 |
| #2 | BEAST | +11.04 | 87 | 21 |
| #3 | Bo Sinn | +10.60 | 94 | 5 |
| #4 | 鬼佬 games | +9.46 | 91 | 27 |
| #5 | 殺 entryfragger from omsk 死 | +9.10 | 95 | 24 |





