








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 49 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




126 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2107 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,521 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1504 | 60% |
| Smokes | 271 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 558 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 188 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $286,569 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 133 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bo Sinn | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | www.Nightmare.PL | 79% | 14 |
| #3 | INSANELY EASY TO MOLEST YOU | 67% | 18 |
| #4 | Daniel Larson | 58% | 26 |
| #5 | TEC_guy | 56% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | 鬼佬 games | 54% | 13 |
| #7 | BEAST | 52% | 21 |
| #8 | aleksandar | 44% | 18 |
| #9 | 殺 entryfragger from omsk 死 | 41% | 22 |
| #10 | matu | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TEC_guy | 37 | 0.0219 |
| #2 | matu | 33 | 0.0767 |
| #3 | 殺 entryfragger from omsk 死 | 22 | 0.0570 |
| #4 | BEAST | 18 | 0.0542 |
| #5 | Daniel Larson | 16 | 0.0344 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 殺 entryfragger from omsk 死 | 90 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #2 | INSANELY EASY TO MOLEST YOU | 70 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #3 | Daniel Larson | 68 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | BEAST | 50 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | aleksandar | 50 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | www.Nightmare.PL | +13.21 | 91 | 53 |
| #2 | INSANELY EASY TO MOLEST YOU | +11.97 | 93 | 47 |
| #3 | 鬼佬 games | +10.91 | 89 | 34 |
| #4 | Bo Sinn | +9.73 | 96 | 47 |
| #5 | 殺 entryfragger from omsk 死 | +9.70 | 90 | 23 |





