








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 244 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Renown | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 1,483 | |
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1211 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,833 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 624 | 16% |
| Smokes | 955 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1152 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1102 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $532,189 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peg4SuS (gubbaim) | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Mucke07 | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | ⚡SebbeMissarPeek⚡ | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | hallberg^^ | 53% | 15 |
| #5 | tuggis | 44% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | George | 42% | 50 |
| #8 | galaxen | 40% | 10 |
| #9 | Konkel! | 36% | 11 |
| #10 | DirtyHasse | 33% | 9 |
| #11 | laZy | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Th4bullz™ | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | hallberg^^ | 3 | 0.0106 |
| #3 | Mucke07 | 2 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | George | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Konkel! | 1 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | George | 100 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | tuggis | 83 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Mucke07 | 53 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | DirtyHasse | 43 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #5 | Th4bullz™ | 33 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hallberg^^ | +5.34 | 74 | 67 |
| #2 | Mucke07 | +2.93 | 57 | 65 |
| #3 | Peg4SuS (gubbaim) | +2.37 | 54 | 73 |
| #4 | Th4bullz™ | +1.38 | 55 | 48 |
| #5 | tuggis | +1.11 | 24 | 59 |





