








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2713 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 216 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 196 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 118 matches | ||
| Wingman | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 113 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




256 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8727 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,739 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11594 | 32% |
| Smokes | 7498 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 8422 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 8225 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,808,350 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3940 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HeZZy | 58% | 153 |
| #2 | xJebbz | 52% | 54 |
| #3 | Anchor | 49% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HeZZy | 58% | 153 |
| #2 | xJebbz | 52% | 54 |
| #3 | Anchor | 49% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anchor | 50 | 0.0275 |
| #2 | HeZZy | 38 | 0.0133 |
| #3 | xJebbz | 18 | 0.0159 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HeZZy | 361 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | Anchor | 253 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | xJebbz | 119 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HeZZy | +1.95 | 66 | 51 |
| #2 | !Doxhana | +1.81 | 60 | 64 |
| #3 | Anchor | +1.43 | 73 | 40 |
| #4 | xJebbz | +0.67 | 50 | 53 |





