








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2318 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,107 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1938 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2627 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1758 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1784 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $630,254 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KayronComeback | 69% | 36 |
| #2 | EniTs | 64% | 22 |
| #3 | mulow | 51% | 94 |
| #4 | aulio17 | 44% | 94 |
| #5 | achille.grognet | 43% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stine | 285 | 0.30 | 6 min |
| #2 | achille.grognet | 258 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #3 | aulio17 | 246 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | mulow | 170 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | EniTs | 129 | 0.29 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stine | +6.62 | 79 | 69 |
| #2 | EniTs | +4.86 | 73 | 68 |
| #3 | KayronComeback | +2.55 | 55 | 47 |
| #4 | xIZUMI | +2.25 | 68 | 61 |
| #5 | mulow | +0.56 | 54 | 52 |





