








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 763 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




124 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4430 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,264 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4277 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4716 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4924 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2347 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,162,109 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 376 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DooBie_Doo | 63% | 51 |
| #2 | road to 10k my dream | 61% | 36 |
| #3 | Fukkon^ | 56% | 54 |
| #4 | Primrose | 55% | 55 |
| #5 | CVjunior | 52% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ZarticV2 | 49% | 41 |
| #8 | Shockwave | 47% | 102 |
| #9 | Stine | 46% | 41 |
| #10 | rAYY | 44% | 32 |
| #11 | MA | 42% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marco Pyright | 40 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | Fukkon^ | 19 | 0.0171 |
| #3 | Primrose | 19 | 0.0180 |
| #4 | Shockwave | 16 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | MA | 15 | 0.0126 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marco Pyright | 273 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #2 | Stine | 260 | 0.32 | 6 min |
| #3 | ZarticV2 | 205 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #4 | Shockwave | 202 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Fukkon^ | 193 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stine | +2.93 | 79 | 68 |
| #2 | rAYY | +2.50 | 75 | 56 |
| #3 | road to 10k my dream | +2.39 | 61 | 60 |
| #4 | DooBie_Doo | +2.08 | 64 | 59 |
| #5 | Shockwave | +2.08 | 90 | 43 |





