








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 14 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,780 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1457 | 39% |
| Smokes | 815 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 607 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 901 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $223,757 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uⁿDerWearTaker | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | above | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | WaZzA | 63% | 52 |
| #4 | Game -_^ | 56% | 54 |
| #5 | pew^ | 52% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | WaZzA | 63% | 52 |
| #4 | Game -_^ | 56% | 54 |
| #5 | pew^ | 52% | 25 |
| #6 | aspw0w | 43% | 7 |
| #7 | Neeno | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WaZzA | 8 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | Game -_^ | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Neeno | 4 | 0.0183 |
| #4 | aspw0w | 3 | 0.0192 |
| #5 | pew^ | 2 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Game -_^ | 166 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | WaZzA | 144 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | above | 93 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #4 | pew^ | 39 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Neeno | 25 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WaZzA | +5.76 | 75 | 68 |
| #2 | aspw0w | +1.57 | 61 | 56 |
| #3 | pew^ | +1.23 | 40 | 50 |
| #4 | Neeno | +1.06 | 72 | 47 |
| #5 | above | +0.66 | 70 | 69 |





