








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 230 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 62 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5019 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,523 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3906 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2644 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 5235 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 2738 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,964,080 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 614 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aspw0w | 72% | 215 |
| #2 | above | 69% | 310 |
| #3 | WaZzA | 67% | 532 |
| #4 | Game -_^ | 64% | 553 |
| #5 | uⁿDerWearTaker | 63% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aspw0w | 72% | 215 |
| #2 | above | 69% | 310 |
| #3 | WaZzA | 67% | 532 |
| #4 | Game -_^ | 64% | 553 |
| #5 | uⁿDerWearTaker | 63% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Game -_^ | 45 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | aspw0w | 44 | 0.0104 |
| #3 | WaZzA | 37 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | above | 10 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | uⁿDerWearTaker | 10 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Game -_^ | 1997 | 0.18 | 55 min |
| #2 | WaZzA | 1337 | 0.13 | 35 min |
| #3 | above | 1304 | 0.21 | 37 min |
| #4 | aspw0w | 657 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #5 | uⁿDerWearTaker | 123 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WaZzA | +5.71 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | aspw0w | +3.41 | 79 | 59 |
| #3 | pew^ | +1.45 | 43 | 51 |
| #4 | above | +1.10 | 73 | 75 |
| #5 | Game -_^ | -2.05 | 41 | 69 |





