








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
190 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 426 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 284 | 67% |
| Smokes | 38 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 58 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 46 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $12,683 of utility $28 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uⁿDerWearTaker | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | pew^ | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | WaZzA | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | Game -_^ | 48% | 21 |
| #5 | Rossiplier | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uⁿDerWearTaker | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | pew^ | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | WaZzA | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | Game -_^ | 48% | 21 |
| #5 | Rossiplier | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Game -_^ | 6 | 0.0138 |
| #2 | WaZzA | 3 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | Rossiplier | 1 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WaZzA | 83 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #2 | Game -_^ | 72 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | pew^ | 31 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Rossiplier | 23 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | uⁿDerWearTaker | 8 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WaZzA | +4.37 | 67 | 70 |
| #2 | Neeno | +1.21 | 65 | 54 |
| #3 | pew^ | +1.09 | 26 | 49 |
| #4 | Game -_^ | -0.27 | 31 | 71 |
| #5 | uⁿDerWearTaker | -2.02 | 44 | 47 |





