








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 241 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 254 matches | ||
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4063 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,193 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3029 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3299 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3034 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2831 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,500,077 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 266 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Japboy! | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | Ghost_Wraith | 57% | 56 |
| #3 | DEATH THE KID | 56% | 163 |
| #4 | NRGY | 55% | 130 |
| #5 | Gulgator | 53% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NRGY | 449 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #2 | Gulgator | 365 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | DEATH THE KID | 312 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | Jonathan "EliGE" Jablonowski | 288 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | Cheddar | 279 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ghost_Wraith | +2.48 | 88 | 62 |
| #2 | NRGY | +2.09 | 81 | 66 |
| #3 | Gulgator | +1.04 | 70 | 72 |
| #4 | LilDurk | +0.78 | 86 | 70 |
| #5 | DEATH THE KID | +0.59 | 70 | 52 |





