








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 962 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 440 matches | ||
| Premier | 346 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10464 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,485 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3972 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4980 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4186 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4347 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,569,268 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1964 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ghost_Wraith | 63% | 149 |
| #2 | DEATH THE KID | 57% | 349 |
| #3 | Salman Zaidi | 55% | 74 |
| #4 | Japboy! | 55% | 73 |
| #5 | Gulgator | 55% | 229 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Cheddar | 53% | 200 |
| #8 | NRGY | 51% | 174 |
| #9 | Royal | 50% | 242 |
| #10 | Shottie | 49% | 85 |
| #11 | Big Ounce | 48% | 184 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toogles | 22 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | NRGY | 12 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Royal | 11 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | DEATH THE KID | 8 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Cheddar | 8 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toogles | 1023 | 0.10 | 30 min |
| #2 | Gulgator | 804 | 0.17 | 22 min |
| #3 | DEATH THE KID | 717 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #4 | NRGY | 586 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #5 | Royal | 581 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ghost_Wraith | +2.58 | 89 | 59 |
| #2 | NRGY | +1.10 | 82 | 65 |
| #3 | DEATH THE KID | +0.73 | 70 | 53 |
| #4 | Gulgator | +0.70 | 66 | 70 |
| #5 | toogles | +0.32 | 70 | 62 |





