








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 90 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 203 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2550 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,432 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2546 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2831 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2158 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2897 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $784,875 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rimuru | 81% | 16 |
| #2 | Ghost_Wraith | 69% | 90 |
| #3 | Japboy! | 68% | 25 |
| #4 | Big Ounce | 58% | 57 |
| #5 | x3 | 57% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | NRGY | 52% | 84 |
| #11 | Gulgator | 52% | 85 |
| #12 | Royal | 45% | 122 |
| #13 | Shottie | 42% | 38 |
| #14 | DEATH THE KID | 41% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Royal | 9 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | NRGY | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Jonathan "EliGE" Jablonowski | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Ghost_Wraith | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | toogles | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Royal | 369 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | Gulgator | 298 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | NRGY | 295 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | Ghost_Wraith | 249 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Jonathan "EliGE" Jablonowski | 248 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PeaseCentral | +3.89 | 84 | 65 |
| #2 | Rimuru | +3.79 | 91 | 48 |
| #3 | Ghost_Wraith | +2.54 | 89 | 63 |
| #4 | NRGY | +1.15 | 80 | 66 |
| #5 | Gulgator | +0.94 | 68 | 70 |





