








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 978 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Esplay | 15 matches | 1,675 | |
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3717 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,665 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2944 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2189 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4059 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1473 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,074,806 of utility $305 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2725 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaleePulu | 58% | 95 |
| #2 | Jms | 57% | 42 |
| #3 | Timppa | 50% | 30 |
| #4 | RIKANOL | 49% | 190 |
| #5 | JP | 48% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lasse | 44 | 0.0208 |
| #2 | JP | 31 | 0.0131 |
| #3 | RIKANOL | 25 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | Setä samuli | 8 | 0.0070 |
| #5 | Elmer | 8 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RIKANOL | 395 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | JP | 276 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | Jms | 197 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #4 | Lasse | 167 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Setä samuli | 163 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lasse | +3.48 | 77 | 42 |
| #2 | Jms | +2.99 | 70 | 78 |
| #3 | SaleePulu | +2.92 | 78 | 59 |
| #4 | Timppa | +2.64 | 64 | 32 |
| #5 | JP | +2.57 | 68 | 49 |





