








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1566 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 351 matches | ||
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 94 matches | ||
| Wingman | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 90 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11077 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,784 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5958 | 15% |
| Smokes | 10214 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 11925 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 10687 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,774,542 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 519 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ◁ JmS ▷ | 60% | 106 |
| #2 | Larson | 50% | 306 |
| #3 | Jarkko | 49% | 197 |
| #4 | jarno | 44% | 82 |
| #5 | Lerson | 43% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Larson | 71 | 0.0122 |
| #2 | Jarkko | 45 | 0.0123 |
| #3 | jarno | 8 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | ◁ JmS ▷ | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Lerson | 7 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ◁ JmS ▷ | +3.96 | 69 | 76 |
| #2 | Larson | +2.39 | 70 | 35 |
| #3 | Jorgo | +0.24 | 69 | 57 |
| #4 | Jarkko | -1.30 | 59 | 35 |
| #5 | jarno | -2.17 | 44 | 39 |





