








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1295 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 168 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 114 matches | ||
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 100 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8441 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,183 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4169 | 21% |
| Smokes | 7591 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 2808 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 5615 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,089,575 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 413 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VuBerry | 55% | 83 |
| #2 | bigjuice | 50% | 161 |
| #3 | T0K3NC0B | 47% | 99 |
| #4 | 유지 | 46% | 79 |
| #5 | Gummy | 45% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | 909Holland | 45% | 85 |
| #7 | Pikachew | 43% | 294 |
| #8 | BigOlCone | 42% | 204 |
| #9 | Phat Cat | 41% | 118 |
| #10 | spittingcobra | 38% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pikachew | 39 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | BigOlCone | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | VuBerry | 10 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | bigjuice | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Phat Cat | 6 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pikachew | 829 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| #2 | 유지 | 380 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #3 | VuBerry | 343 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #4 | bigjuice | 218 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | 909Holland | 210 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VuBerry | +2.57 | 55 | 64 |
| #2 | UnHoly42 | +2.10 | 69 | 55 |
| #3 | bigjuice | +1.71 | 76 | 54 |
| #4 | 유지 | +0.36 | 31 | 44 |
| #5 | Gummy | -0.31 | 53 | 36 |





