








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 249 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
919 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,646 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 331 | 13% |
| Smokes | 646 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 811 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 858 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $283,413 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 392 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fatima | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | MultiXx | 70% | 30 |
| #3 | m | 68% | 22 |
| #4 | Nisse | 67% | 6 |
| #5 | m | 65% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | m | 65% | 20 |
| #6 | ProXXi | 63% | 63 |
| #7 | CyZiK | 60% | 45 |
| #8 | Slamala | 59% | 27 |
| #9 | ARABA EURO #IWNL | 59% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProXXi | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | CyZiK | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Slamala | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProXXi | 198 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | CyZiK | 62 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | Slamala | 52 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | MultiXx | 42 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | m | 41 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProXXi | +2.03 | 89 | 75 |
| #2 | CyZiK | +1.69 | 88 | 60 |
| #3 | dempa | +0.97 | 87 | 52 |
| #4 | m | +0.67 | 64 | 63 |
| #5 | m | +0.17 | 86 | 63 |





