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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
674 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,781 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 781 | 28% |
| Smokes | 645 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 714 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 641 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $243,625 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARABA EURO #IWNL | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | m | 80% | 25 |
| #3 | dempa | 70% | 30 |
| #4 | ProXXi | 68% | 22 |
| #5 | m | 67% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | dempa | 70% | 30 |
| #4 | ProXXi | 68% | 22 |
| #5 | m | 67% | 12 |
| #6 | CyZiK | 33% | 6 |
| #7 | Slamala | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slamala | 1 | 0.0085 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m | 65 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #2 | ProXXi | 60 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | dempa | 30 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | m | 29 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | ARABA EURO #IWNL | 14 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProXXi | +3.13 | 90 | 76 |
| #2 | m | +2.80 | 75 | 60 |
| #3 | dempa | +2.38 | 89 | 64 |
| #4 | m | +0.17 | 78 | 65 |
| #5 | CyZiK | +0.06 | 89 | 59 |





