








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 575 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 172 matches | ||
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2948 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,579 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2137 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1860 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1839 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1743 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,259,639 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 406 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProXXi | 60% | 91 |
| #2 | dempa | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | CyZiK | 59% | 137 |
| #4 | Nisse | 59% | 154 |
| #5 | Fatima | 58% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | dempa | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | CyZiK | 59% | 137 |
| #4 | Nisse | 59% | 154 |
| #5 | Fatima | 58% | 99 |
| #6 | ✪sh1fter | 44% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nisse | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | CyZiK | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Fatima | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | ProXXi | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | ✪sh1fter | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProXXi | 324 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #2 | CyZiK | 159 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | Fatima | 150 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Nisse | 142 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | dempa | 20 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProXXi | +2.92 | 90 | 75 |
| #2 | CyZiK | +2.71 | 86 | 58 |
| #3 | Nisse | +1.41 | 75 | 53 |
| #4 | Slamala | +0.79 | 71 | 51 |
| #5 | Fatima | +0.29 | 75 | 53 |





