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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
518 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,701 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 412 | 24% |
| Smokes | 471 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 459 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 359 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $71,687 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MultiXx | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | dempa | 65% | 20 |
| #3 | ProXXi | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | Grilx | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | SM | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Grilx | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | SM | 52% | 21 |
| #6 | CyZiK | 50% | 10 |
| #7 | ARABA EURO #IWNL | 50% | 10 |
| #8 | zyko | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SM | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | ARABA EURO #IWNL | 1 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SM | 72 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #2 | Grilx | 61 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | ProXXi | 55 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | ARABA EURO #IWNL | 22 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #5 | dempa | 21 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m | +2.47 | 86 | 58 |
| #2 | CyZiK | +1.64 | 87 | 57 |
| #3 | ProXXi | +1.61 | 92 | 76 |
| #4 | dempa | +1.44 | 84 | 64 |
| #5 | zyko | +0.16 | 82 | 66 |





