








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 326 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2014 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,711 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1575 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1580 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1211 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1345 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $483,911 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m | 83% | 18 |
| #2 | Fatima | 72% | 43 |
| #3 | Nisse | 71% | 38 |
| #4 | ARABA EURO #IWNL | 70% | 10 |
| #5 | MultiXx | 68% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | dempa | 63% | 63 |
| #7 | Slamala | 60% | 91 |
| #8 | CyZiK | 60% | 119 |
| #9 | m | 53% | 17 |
| #10 | ✪sh1fter | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slamala | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | CyZiK | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | dempa | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slamala | 177 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | CyZiK | 141 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | Fatima | 60 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | dempa | 46 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Nisse | 45 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProXXi | +2.45 | 89 | 75 |
| #2 | m | +2.44 | 61 | 72 |
| #3 | CyZiK | +2.00 | 86 | 61 |
| #4 | m | +0.91 | 85 | 58 |
| #5 | dempa | +0.30 | 87 | 47 |





