








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 820 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 241 matches | ||
| Premier | 215 matches | ||
| Wingman | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9318 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,693 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9942 | 36% |
| Smokes | 7320 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3462 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 6969 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,565,905 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 391 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | onter | 71% | 41 |
| #2 | ԼøςТ doggo님 | 70% | 46 |
| #3 | 𝒞𝒶𝓁 | 69% | 65 |
| #4 | Catlin | 68% | 75 |
| #5 | Flash | 67% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | mac | 60% | 116 |
| #11 | bloom | 60% | 179 |
| #12 | DestructoDog | 59% | 187 |
| #13 | Edgar Allan DubbzZ | 59% | 41 |
| #14 | Droid ツ | 51% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bloom | 18 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | DestructoDog | 15 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Flash | 10 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Droid ツ | 9 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | omoo | 8 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mac | 795 | 0.32 | 23 min |
| #2 | omoo | 790 | 0.19 | 21 min |
| #3 | Flash | 565 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #4 | bloom | 472 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #5 | DestructoDog | 435 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Edgar Allan DubbzZ | +3.98 | 82 | 60 |
| #2 | Larry5k | +2.36 | 81 | 71 |
| #3 | omoo | +2.24 | 88 | 57 |
| #4 | Flash | +1.67 | 73 | 67 |
| #5 | onter | +1.65 | 91 | 76 |





