








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1473 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,498 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 644 | 18% |
| Smokes | 883 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 887 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1084 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $345,568 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyliano345 | 50% | 68 |
| #2 | jungle juice | 49% | 37 |
| #3 | Zudotakito | 48% | 23 |
| #4 | marchmellow | 47% | 116 |
| #5 | Krbox | 44% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Zudotakito | 48% | 23 |
| #4 | marchmellow | 47% | 116 |
| #5 | Krbox | 44% | 68 |
| #6 | Lympt | 44% | 116 |
| #7 | Head of IT | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lympt | 24 | 0.0109 |
| #2 | marchmellow | 10 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | kyliano345 | 8 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | Krbox | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Head of IT | 4 | 0.0098 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marchmellow | 309 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | Krbox | 186 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | Lympt | 151 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | jungle juice | 120 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | kyliano345 | 33 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jungle juice | +4.80 | 54 | 65 |
| #2 | marchmellow | +4.19 | 59 | 62 |
| #3 | Charles | +1.75 | 49 | 38 |
| #4 | kyliano345 | +0.91 | 69 | 31 |
| #5 | Lympt | -2.28 | 25 | 40 |





