








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 30 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3118 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,540 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2026 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2724 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2085 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 705 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $668,775 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyliano | 51% | 157 |
| #2 | pimp | 50% | 20 |
| #3 | Charlie | 47% | 116 |
| #4 | Lympt! | 45% | 203 |
| #5 | Stone_Ovenツ | 44% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | pimp | 50% | 20 |
| #3 | Charlie | 47% | 116 |
| #4 | Lympt! | 45% | 203 |
| #5 | Stone_Ovenツ | 44% | 101 |
| #6 | Zudotakito | 43% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lympt! | 23 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | kyliano | 23 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | Stone_Ovenツ | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Charlie | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | pimp | 3 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stone_Ovenツ | 277 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | Lympt! | 266 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | Charlie | 110 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | kyliano | 70 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #5 | Zudotakito | 43 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noname | +4.48 | 56 | 56 |
| #2 | Charlie | +1.62 | 48 | 31 |
| #3 | kyliano | +0.74 | 67 | 21 |
| #4 | pimp | -1.45 | 16 | 30 |
| #5 | Lympt! | -2.65 | 30 | 34 |





