








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
249 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 406 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 182 | 45% |
| Smokes | 109 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 45 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 70 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $38,040 of utility $40 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | marchmellow | 43% | 35 |
| #6 | jungle juice | 33% | 12 |
| #7 | Lympt | 32% | 28 |
| #8 | Head of IT | 25% | 4 |
| #9 | Krbox | 24% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marchmellow | 97 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | Krbox | 49 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | Lympt | 42 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | jungle juice | 33 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | Charles | 29 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jungle juice | +6.82 | 48 | 70 |
| #2 | marchmellow | +4.78 | 53 | 62 |
| #3 | kyliano345 | +1.57 | 74 | 22 |
| #4 | Charles | +1.14 | 54 | 40 |
| #5 | Lympt | -2.10 | 28 | 47 |





