








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1210 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 1118 matches | ||
| Wingman | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




523 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9414 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,322 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4183 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2581 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 7002 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 4556 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,335,072 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5762 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jungle juice | 49% | 120 |
| #2 | kyliano345 | 45% | 93 |
| #3 | marchmellow | 45% | 203 |
| #4 | Charles | 44% | 116 |
| #5 | Krbox | 42% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | transsexual trinity | 615 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #2 | marchmellow | 435 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #3 | jungle juice | 264 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | Krbox | 208 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | Charles | 138 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marchmellow | +5.28 | 61 | 58 |
| #2 | jungle juice | +4.66 | 54 | 60 |
| #3 | Charles | +1.83 | 52 | 37 |
| #4 | kyliano345 | +0.22 | 71 | 33 |
| #5 | transsexual trinity | -0.21 | 14 | 44 |





