








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 28 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1838 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,247 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1174 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1431 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1249 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 393 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $420,107 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Head of IT | 63% | 32 |
| #2 | Krbox | 51% | 55 |
| #3 | Lympt | 49% | 120 |
| #4 | Charles | 49% | 37 |
| #5 | kyliano345 | 40% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Krbox | 51% | 55 |
| #3 | Lympt | 49% | 120 |
| #4 | Charles | 49% | 37 |
| #5 | kyliano345 | 40% | 52 |
| #6 | Zudotakito | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lympt | 27 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | kyliano345 | 5 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Head of IT | 3 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | Krbox | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Charles | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krbox | 161 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #2 | Lympt | 111 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | Charles | 51 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Head of IT | 26 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | kyliano345 | 21 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jungle juice | +5.25 | 56 | 61 |
| #2 | Charles | +0.72 | 46 | 30 |
| #3 | kyliano345 | +0.13 | 67 | 25 |
| #4 | Head of IT | -2.81 | 37 | 36 |
| #5 | Lympt | -2.91 | 20 | 35 |





