








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 606 matches | ||
| Faceit | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7981 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,783 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7017 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6290 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7550 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7926 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,012,368 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 463 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1kklo23 | 55% | 120 |
| #2 | LinemanLuke | 54% | 70 |
| #3 | Andy M. Willard | 53% | 51 |
| #4 | AMP3D | 53% | 68 |
| #5 | TimoVicious | 52% | 264 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TimoVicious | 27 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Andy M. Willard | 18 | 0.0181 |
| #3 | MtEveroso | 15 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | LinemanLuke | 8 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | M1kklo23 | 5 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MtEveroso | 831 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #2 | TimoVicious | 660 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #3 | LinemanLuke | 339 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #4 | AMP3D | 170 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | M1kklo23 | 167 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1kklo23 | +2.55 | 87 | 51 |
| #2 | KiDD_BEAST123 | +1.25 | 56 | 56 |
| #3 | TimoVicious | +0.05 | 66 | 60 |
| #4 | AMP3D | -0.03 | 68 | 62 |
| #5 | LinemanLuke | -0.73 | 57 | 65 |





